He's never done it on a 23 year old before, and never on a nulliparous woman. Oooooh goodie, I get to be his guinea pig! I have no qualms about that. And hey if you can't get it in there, sure go ahead and stick a paraguard in there (even though I really don't like the idea of IUDs). But you'd better try your damnedest to get it right the first time.
Sooooo I came away with consent forms, and prescriptions for the cervix-softening pills and Valium. He said that he doesn't usually use the cervix softening stuff, but since I haven't had kids then it might be a good idea (I actually brought it up before he did!). Ladies and gents, we could be looking at an IN-ZARKING-OFFICE procedure as soon as March 9th!
He asked me if I'd talked about it with anyone else before, and I told him about the previous consultation. Just as I suspected, he seemed genuinely shocked that Dr. A-hole refused to do it on me without being put under, and definitely raised his eyebrows when I mentioned the women supposedly screaming in pain. He seemed a lot more confident in his abilities than the other guy.
Woop woop! *cheers*